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Jimmy loved his pet turkey. |
Jimmy loved his pet turkey. |
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| + | Jimmy: No I didn't! |
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| + | Yes you did! |
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| + | Jimmy: No I didn't! |
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| + | Yes you did! |
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| + | Jimmy: Prove it! |
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| + | Fine! Jimmy loved his pet turkey- |
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| + | Jimmy: Get to the point! |
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| + | You cried at the damned things funeral! |
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| + | Jimmy: That's because it broke my bike! |
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| + | You shouldn't have put salt on it then! |
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| + | Jimmy: I wouldn't have done that if he didn't murder a cow! |
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| + | That was a goat you retard! |
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| + | Jimmy: It was a cow-goat hybrid! |
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| + | No it wasn't! |
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| + | Jimmy: Yes it was! |
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| + | Look! Just say you lov ethe turkey, all right? |
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| + | Jimmy: NO! |
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| + | Then we'll have to do something about this! |
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| + | Jimmy: Fine! |
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| + | [Ten minutes later Jimmy's decomposing body was found in a turkey enclosure.] |
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Latest revision as of 18:40, 3 November 2011
Jimmy loved his pet turkey.
Jimmy: No I didn't!
Yes you did!
Jimmy: No I didn't!
Yes you did!
Jimmy: Prove it!
Fine! Jimmy loved his pet turkey-
Jimmy: Get to the point!
You cried at the damned things funeral!
Jimmy: That's because it broke my bike!
You shouldn't have put salt on it then!
Jimmy: I wouldn't have done that if he didn't murder a cow!
That was a goat you retard!
Jimmy: It was a cow-goat hybrid!
No it wasn't!
Jimmy: Yes it was!
Look! Just say you lov ethe turkey, all right?
Jimmy: NO!
Then we'll have to do something about this!
Jimmy: Fine!
[Ten minutes later Jimmy's decomposing body was found in a turkey enclosure.]