You're so gunna be suuuuuuuuuuuuued!
I have been wanting to wrote this on a wiki for AGES! Finally I found one. Thanks Lugia.
Anyway:
The song
[Lawyer wakes up from his power nap]
Ah, its another beautiful day!
Gotta find a new way
To scam money out of innocent people
Without delay
Got a court case or somthin'?
I'm someone you can trust in
I can win it for yoooou
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But to work with me
Requires a fee
And it better be paid back soooooooooon
Becuase:
Chorus
There are lawsuits to be made
Legal bills to be paid
And innocent people to cooon
Cases to be won
Wills to be undone
And most of all, we're gonna have some fun
We will find a law
And make people abhor
That they get beat, and its so very funny
In the legal system
Whether its a brother or a sister
I don't matter unless they got money!
Now you think this is cruel
But it is the rule
Lawyers are cool
(DEAL WITH IT! OH YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS TO COURT DO YA? FINE!)
But your still so gonna get suuuuuuuued!
Because:
Chorus
There are lawsuits to be made
Legal bills to be paid
And innocent people to cooon
Cases to be won
Wills undone
And most of all, we're gonna have some fun
I didn't stay up awake all night
At college, just to lose another court fight
You think that you can walk out alright?
WRONG! THINK AGAIN! You can't beat my might!
Lawyers rule, they are cool just deal with it!
You can't win this fateful thing so get with it
We'll beat you good, are we understood my dramatic friend
Becuase in the end...
LAWYERS ALWAYS WIN!
Chorus
There are lawsuits to be made
Legal bills to be paid
And innocent people to cooon
Cases to be won
Wills undone
And most of all, we're gonna have some fun
And if you think you're stuck in position like you've been glued
Don't you dare back out becuase:
YOU...ARE... SO... GUNNA... BE...
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuued!
[the end]