The Random Story (Aka Three Word Roleplay)

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Okay, here's how this'll go. One person starts the story off with three words, then the next person continues with three more words and so on!

Example:

Bob has a

Big smelly hat

It tastes like

Chocolate frosted cupcakes

And Bob also

Strangles lemmings in

The White House

Isn't he mean?

Yes he is

Bob likes cookies

And rainbows and

Unicorns and chocolate

And smiles and

Cookies and RAINBOWS!

Isn't he weird?

We hate Bob.

Story One: This Stoat
This stoat has

an amazing eyeball

With some green

purple and red

claws and wings

that eat the

giant bloodthirsty lizards

that are tasty

And THEY eat