Have you ever...

There is a theory that postulates that there are an infinite amount of universes with an infinite amont of possibilities (which hopefully means in one universe I am Pokemon champion). This notion has lead me to wonder about the many possible things that could, can or might occur.

Have you ever...

Lost something that was in your hand?

Executed an epic jump-kick off a tree?

Imagined you had eye lasers and went around eye laser-ing stuff?

Wondered what human flesh tastes like?

Got your butt absolutely smashed by a Magikarp? [trick postulation]

Slipped over a perfectly flat rug?

Missed a step and had a mini heart attack?

Imagined if all your limbs and organs had minds of their own?

Have you ever considered...

Selling your soul and buying it back with interest?

Going 'jet-pack skiing'?

Why homophones even exist?

Why bacon is so delicious?

Where words came from?

How we learned to think?

Why teo delcious foods don't taste twice as good when combined?

Jumping out of a window?

What sound a cat would make if you made it go 'jet-pack skiing'?

To be continued (in an alternate universe, this is already complete, Go figure)